Ever been in a marker fight? Ever ruined clothes in a marker fight? Ever ruined a leather sofa in a marker fight?
If so, then congratulations: you are a beautiful human being. You have looked into the eye of pure, dark Madness, and you tried to poke it with a Sharpie. Sure, there was that frantic moment when you realized you’d just marked all over a thousand dollar piece of furniture, when all other concerns in this world fell promptly from your head and you went in feverish search of some Windex or something… but then you noticed that this one mark was the latest of about half a dozen, so you gave up and had some nachos instead.
But what is it that makes marker fighting such a noble sport? What sets this above it baser, lowbrow cousins like arm wrestling or paintballing?
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| I am Jack's complete lack of furniture. |
If so, then congratulations: you are a beautiful human being. You have looked into the eye of pure, dark Madness, and you tried to poke it with a Sharpie. Sure, there was that frantic moment when you realized you’d just marked all over a thousand dollar piece of furniture, when all other concerns in this world fell promptly from your head and you went in feverish search of some Windex or something… but then you noticed that this one mark was the latest of about half a dozen, so you gave up and had some nachos instead.
But what is it that makes marker fighting such a noble sport? What sets this above it baser, lowbrow cousins like arm wrestling or paintballing?
